[{"id":31140282401,"handle":"accessories","title":"Accessories","updated_at":"2024-11-07T23:25:17+08:00","body_html":"","published_at":"2018-04-09T20:46:58+08:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Accessories"}],"published_scope":"global"},{"id":267789533231,"handle":"the-tired-dancer-club","title":"The Tired Dancer Club","updated_at":"2023-07-05T22:42:56+08:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to The Tired Dancer Club! We're happy to have you here! Slip on a comfy top, light a candle, pull on your eye mask and rest, relax and dream of Roberto Bolle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2021-09-13T16:50:38+08:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Tired Dancer Club"}],"published_scope":"global"}]
You have been instructed to lie down, put on this comfy sleep mask and manifest your turnout as part of your extremely strict ballet conditioning regimen.