Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Tee
$52 USD
This is a pre-order, tees are expected to ship early July.
In the dance world, there is a famous, age-old proverb that was first uttered many moons ago as a ballerina massaged her spasming calf muscles: everything hurts and I'm dying.
Made from 100% organic, sustainable cotton jersey, this eco-friendly dance tee will keep you comfy even when life is pain.
Fit and Feel
- Perfect fit - not too loose, not too tight
- Perfect feel - supersoft and smoooooooooth
- Round neck collar
Why We Love It
- Made from 100% organic, sustainably-grown cotton
- Supersoft, breathable and comfy (it's basically the tee-shirt equivalent of a fluffy puppy)
- Ethically-made using UN labour-certified, eco-friendly production methods
- Designed with love and pizza
Flattering but not super tight - our organic cotton ladies' tees are cut for a slim fit.
Measurements in inches
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Half-Chest | 17.7" | 18.8" | 20" | 21.2" | 22.4" |
| Body Length | 25.1" | 26" | 26.7" | 27" | 27" |
Measurements in cm
| CM | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Half-Chest | 45 | 48 | 51 | 54 | 57 |
| Body Length | 64 | 66 | 68 | 69 | 69 |
Fit and Feel
- Perfect fit - not too loose, not too tight
- Perfect feel - supersoft and smoooooooooth
- Round neck collar
Why We Love It
- Made from 100% organic, sustainably-grown cotton
- Supersoft, breathable and comfy (it's basically the tee-shirt equivalent of a fluffy puppy)
- Ethically-made using UN labour-certified, eco-friendly production methods
- Designed with love and pizza
Flattering but not super tight - our organic cotton ladies' tees are cut for a slim fit.
Measurements in inches
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Half-Chest | 17.7" | 18.8" | 20" | 21.2" | 22.4" |
| Body Length | 25.1" | 26" | 26.7" | 27" | 27" |
Measurements in cm
| CM | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Half-Chest | 45 | 48 | 51 | 54 | 57 |
| Body Length | 64 | 66 | 68 | 69 | 69 |